January 2012
3 tags
4 tags
1 tag
1 tag
“Here’s the thing about _______”
– Jeff Rubin
“Imagine marriage didn’t even exist as a thing. Like imagine you didn’t live in a...”
– 5 Ways You Know It’s Time to Get Married
I’ve been trying to say this for years. And this article has some good advice and the ending is perfect.
(via lilafey)
2 tags
Old People
Go home. Stop buying groceries.
Me: is that Lil Wayne?
Rheonna: Yeah, why?
Me: Stop listening to that.
Rheonna: I have to listen to him. I'm black.
December 2011
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Rusty Old Crows practice a while back
Stay beautiful.: Drive-Thru Etiquette →
physiotherajess:
As a 6-year employee at an unnamed chicken dynasty, I would like to pass on my knowledge of optimum drive-thru etiquette, because it’s important to me that people not be annoying as FUCK.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, in all of history has ever been named Hun, Honey, or Sweetie. NEVER call anyone…
well this is just lovely!
1 tag
i'm very musically fickle
one minute i’m wanting to do vocals for a brutal deathcore band
next i’m wanting to play bass in a rock band
next i’m wanting to play guitar in a sludgey, doomy, post rock band
then i’m wanting to play drums for teh lulz
then i’m wanting to play guitar and sing alt-folk/country songs
then i’m back to wanting to do vocals in a breakdown-centric deathcore...
2 tags
Overheard at Heine Bros
floodwaters:
“I don’t see the purpose of philosophy. It’s just for people who don’t want to do something real with their lives. I don’t see why I have to take it. The only ethics you need to know in nursing is don’t kill the patient.”
i lol’d. then i serious’d. then i lol’d again. it’s funny because it’s true!
