January 2010
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David Lee Roth and my uncle speak the same way
December 2009
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"Meat = Animal Cruelty"
so, I am made of animal cruelty?
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i despise sooooo many things
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Watch
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Fantomas - Ave Satani
(he sings the wrong lyrics...
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poem for Amanda Michelle Keeton
tall as a tree just for me let’s be free me and my giraffe
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“you be actin’ like a bitch, so we treat you like a bitch”
– Lil’ Jon
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“hey, it’s 24 hour shut the fuck up time”
– Tyler Cope
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
shlewkin:
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story...
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you are all a bunch of trendy fucks
and i’m jealous of that
This morning, while walking through the snow, I couldn’t help but smile.
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8 AM Final
no fun, no fun, no fun
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Finals Week
audaciousaddiction:
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer. 2. Log onto Facebook. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate. 5. Check your Facebook. 6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to...
“Looks like this is gonna take sex minutes… so if there’s something...”
– Amanda
“my grandparents were racist, then they died”
– Will
Frat Guy Holocaust (no vocals yet)
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i made one of those last.fm thangs
i don’t really understand it yet, but my username is locustalbatross if you wanna look it up. not sure what exactly it shows or does or any of that nonsense :) not yet at least
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The Essence or Jist