8 AM Final
no fun, no fun, no fun
Finals Week
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.
2. Log onto Facebook.
3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.
5. Check your Facebook.
6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.
7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.
8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
9. Check your Facebook.
10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.
11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
12. Download some music.
13. Check your Facebook.
14. Chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).
15. Check your Facebook.
16. Listen to your new music and download some more.
17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet.
18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.
19. While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.
20. Check your Facebook.
21. Check the TV listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile.
22. Play some Farmville.
23. Check out bored.com.
24. Wash your hands.
25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.
26. Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.
29. Check your Facebook and listen to your new music.
30. Check your e-mail.
31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.
32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.
34. Punch the wall and break something.
35. Check your Facebook.
36. Mumble obscenities.
37. 5:00 am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 8:00 am -paper is finished.
38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.
39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.
6thday ofDecemberin the year2009
5thday ofDecemberin the year2009
4thday ofDecemberin the year2009
i made one of those last.fm thangs
i don’t really understand it yet, but my username is locustalbatross if you wanna look it up. not sure what exactly it shows or does or any of that nonsense :) not yet at least
2ndday ofDecemberin the year2009
29thday ofNovemberin the year2009
| Bob: | the pot calls the kettle black |
| Amanda: | YOU'RE being black, because you're being stupid |
28thday ofNovemberin the year2009
| Prospective client: | $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it. |
| Me: | Does your nephew have Microsoft Word? |
| Prospective client: | Yes. |
| Me: | Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it. |
a game for MEN!
btw, Lightning won 5-1 against the Rangers, and in EVERY fight that broke out on the ice, the Rangers got their bottoms spanked by mah bois
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