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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:45:00 -0500

Fantomas - Ave Satani (he sings the wrong lyrics though)

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:59:00 -0500

Fantomas - Ave Satani

(he sings the wrong lyrics though)

next semester i am taking a chamber orchestration class i hope...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:57:38 -0500

next semester i am taking a chamber orchestration class

i hope to make music in the vein of this (even thought THIS isn’t really chamber music)

poem for Amanda Michelle Keeton

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:09:07 -0500

tall as a tree
just for me
let’s be free
me and my giraffe

"you be actin’ like a bitch, so we treat you like a bitch"

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:14:39 -0500

“you be actin’ like a bitch, so we treat you like a bitch”

- Lil’ Jon

"hey, it’s 24 hour shut the fuck up time"

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:14:22 -0500

“hey, it’s 24 hour shut the fuck up time”

- Tyler Cope

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:38:35 -0500

shlewkin:

thefrogman:

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?

justfornick: floodwaters: kidskiddingkittens: sufferbus: alli...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:47:22 -0500

justfornick:

floodwaters:

kidskiddingkittens:

sufferbus:

allisonscout:

scout:

drinkyourjuice / attnwh0re83 / danyellisrad

fuck yeah insanity wolf

you are all a bunch of trendy fucks

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:33:36 -0500

and i’m jealous of that

This morning, while walking through the snow, I couldn’t help but smile.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:59:01 -0500

This morning, while walking through the snow, I couldn’t help but smile.

8 AM Final

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:48:21 -0500

no fun, no fun, no fun

Finals Week

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:25:05 -0500

audaciousaddiction:

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto Facebook.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your Facebook.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your Facebook.

10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

12. Download some music.

13. Check your Facebook.

14. Chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).

15. Check your Facebook.

16. Listen to your new music and download some more.

17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she’s started writing yet.

18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You’ve probably run out.

19. While you’ve got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.

20. Check your Facebook.

21. Check the TV listings to make sure you aren’t missing something truly worthwhile.

22. Play some Farmville.

23. Check out bored.com.

24. Wash your hands.

25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven’t started either.

26. Look through your housemate’s book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.

27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.

29. Check your Facebook and listen to your new music.

30. Check your e-mail.

31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.

32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.

34. Punch the wall and break something.

35. Check your Facebook.

36. Mumble obscenities.

37. 5:00 am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 8:00 am -paper is finished.

38. Complain to everyone that you didn’t get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.

39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.

"Looks like this is gonna take sex minutes… so if there’s something you wanna do for..."

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:58:00 -0500

“Looks like this is gonna take sex minutes… so if there’s something you wanna do for about six minutes, we could probably have sex like 10 times”

- Amanda

"my grandparents were racist, then they died"

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:49:42 -0500

“my grandparents were racist, then they died”

- Will

Frat Guy Holocaust (no vocals yet)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:02:49 -0500

Frat Guy Holocaust (no vocals yet)

i made one of those last.fm thangs

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:13:15 -0500

i don’t really understand it yet, but my username is locustalbatross if you wanna look it up. not sure what exactly it shows or does or any of that nonsense :) not yet at least

The Essence or Jist

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:35:57 -0500

The Essence or Jist

Bob: the pot calls the kettle black

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:19:08 -0500

Bob: the pot calls the kettle black
Amanda: YOU'RE being black, because you're being stupid

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:21:33 -0500

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.

a game for MEN! btw, Lightning won 5-1 against the Rangers, and...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:10:00 -0500

a game for MEN!

btw, Lightning won 5-1 against the Rangers, and in EVERY fight that broke out on the ice, the Rangers got their bottoms spanked by mah bois